Басты рөлдер
Тревор Ховард
Sir Henry Rawlinson
Vivian Stanshall
Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator
Patrick Magee
Reverend Slodden
Denise Coffey
Mrs E
J.G. Devlin
Old Scrotum
Harry Fowler
Buller Bullethead
Sheila Reid
Lady Florrie Rawlinson
Suzanne Danielle
Candice Rawlinson
Дэниэл Джерролл
Ralph Rawlinson
Ben Aris
Lord Tarquin of Staines
Liz Smith
Lady Phillipa of Staines
Susan Porrett
Porcelain